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mikeywaysmiles: u ok frank

mikeywaysmiles:

u ok frank

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genowhirll:

time to go read my bedtime story

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frerardisreal:

ryanrosspepperoninipples:

Really though Ryan?

REALLY???

you can’t even park straight into your own driveway let alone parallel fucking parking

this post just SCREAMS stalker

and i fucking love it 

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+ Commonly banned books throughout History

The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame.
-Oscar Wilde

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Because some Army Doctors marry Consulting Detectives.Because some Warblers marry Prom Queens.Because some hunters marry their angels.Because some Divas marry Squids.Because some Kings marry Warlocks.Because some aliens marry blue boxes.Because some senior partners marry fake lawyers.Because some telepaths marry metalbenders.Because some moose marry tricksters, gods archangels.Because some Doctors marry their Masters.Because some Detective Inspectors marry the British Government.Because some exorcists marry other exorcists.Because some Kazekage marry future Hokage.Because some superheroes marry their sidekicks.Because some hunters marry their trickstersBecause some meerkats marry hobbits.Because some Captains marry their First OfficersBecause some immortal ex-time agents marry Torchwood operatives.Because some timey-wimey knights marry windy heirs.Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals.Because some Water Tribe warriors marry banished Fire Nation princes.Because some Holy Tax Accountants marry Bow-legged Con Artists.Because some fandoms marry other fandomsBecause some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists.                                                                                             

Because some Army Doctors marry Consulting Detectives.
Because some Warblers marry Prom Queens.
Because some hunters marry their angels.
Because some Divas marry Squids.
Because some Kings marry Warlocks.
Because some aliens marry blue boxes.
Because some senior partners marry fake lawyers.
Because some telepaths marry metalbenders.
Because some moose marry tricksters, gods archangels.
Because some Doctors marry their Masters.
Because some Detective Inspectors marry the British Government.
Because some exorcists marry other exorcists.
Because some Kazekage marry future Hokage.
Because some superheroes marry their sidekicks.
Because some hunters marry their tricksters
Because some meerkats marry hobbits.
Because some Captains marry their First Officers
Because some immortal ex-time agents marry Torchwood operatives.
Because some timey-wimey knights marry windy heirs.
Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals.
Because some Water Tribe warriors marry banished Fire Nation princes.
Because some Holy Tax Accountants marry Bow-legged Con Artists.
Because some fandoms marry other fandoms
Because some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists.                                                                                             

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methlabrador:

what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing

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we wouldn’t last one day without her.

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NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY